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JONATHAN HAS A BIG DICK
Jonathan has a big dick bigger than everyones
by jonny1savage September 24, 2018
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Jonathan Wayne Bartlett

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.
When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...
by TheTyrant December 5, 2011
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Jonathan

he is a sweet, dorky, cute boy that has dumb boy logic. he is very good with direction and he’s freakin tall. he treats all girls with the most respect and is NOT a simp. he does not have any problem with saying what he thinks is right and cares for everyone. he is overly confident but still very humble about himself even though. who is also a meanie weanie but still one of the sweetest guys of all time.
girl: omfg jonathan is literally the most wholesome and cutest boy ever.

girl: I LOVE THAT SM
by chanie94 June 8, 2020
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Jonathan

A young king that gets all the ladies. All them fine girls wanna get with him and claim to be his baby momma. But the kid is not his son , he too busy ballin and kingin
Jonathan is the flyest in the city ima have his kids.
by Perro perrix August 23, 2016
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Jonathan

Someone who is super sweet and will be the best boyfriend you'll ever have, especially if you are his dream girl. He is friendly and easy going towards everyone around him and sweet and romantic towards his girl. He is one of those rare guys who knows how to treat and love his girl right. He is so perfect I have a crush on him. Stay that way Jonathan <3 I love you <3
He treats her so well, he must be a Jonathan!
by squirrel_you June 19, 2017
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jonnathan

Jonnathan is a name that defines the most hottest sexyiest guy In the universe.he will make u get in love just by looking at him.his cock is the best for a freaky night .

Jonnathan defines a fine as guy
Jonnathan damn so cute sexy hot best lover
by Yooniigga December 3, 2013
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers

The sexiest most talented actor who walked across the face of the earth
OMG! Did you see Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Match Point? OMG!! He was so fuckin' hot!!
by JRM luva August 8, 2009
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