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Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
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Get the Diva Jacee mug.Jace is the best guy you'll ever meet, he makes you feel good inside. he is caring sweet gentle and if he was your boyfriend he will make you feel like the most important person in the world he has brown hair brown eyes rosy lips importantly the cutest laugh He has amazing friends and he doesn't want you to know that he likes you he will look at you when he thinks you're not looking and laugh at your dumb jokes, When Everyone around you thinks it's not funny and he makes you feel that you can trust him he can't say that he likes you at first but slowly that you'll find out that you and him are the one to be together I love you jace!
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Get the Jace Bledsoe mug.(Jace's) are usually tall and skinny. They're really (energetic) and sometimes annoying. They're very artistic and musical and get offended if laughed at. He tends to get into trouble when no adults are around and obsesses over farts. They're very independent and bossy but are also kind and sensitive. They also tend to be clumsy.
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