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by SkinnySteve February 5, 2023
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JFK Files

Yeah, hey, how about you just release the un redacted Epstein files?
Hym "How about that? How about instead of the JFK files you release the one you said you were going to release and didn't? Let's do that. Release the Epstein files. Pay me for that AI that that FUCKING RETARD STOLE. You give me my money. Because you love to sit there and PRETEND you give a fuck about pedophile when IN REALITY... Not a single one of those pedophiles is in a Truman Show right now. NOT A SINGLE ONE has brain fluid. And THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI... IS that. He... IS in a Truman show. So, I don't give a fuck about the JFK files. Let's see the HYM IAM files. Let's see the early onset schizophrenia that causes school shootings. Let's see those files."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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JFK the grimmy guard

Noun: A hospital guard who used to pronounce (usually grave) dying patients of either being rushed to ER or confined.
Noun: A one-sided, ruled by fascist superiors, kind of motherfucking individuals.
1. "That JFK the grimmy guard killed my granny!"
2. "Damn! How the hell he's alive, maybe JFK the grimmy guard forgot to look upon him."
3. "Valderrama? That clown, motherfuckin' looking face, is the real JFK the grimmy guard."
by Bozo D. Clown August 31, 2017
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The JFK

The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.
Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.
by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020
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JFK

Improvised target run
JFK
by Gbad/loving it January 3, 2020
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JFK

Jfk already!
by Kirby Ryan Dolliole Jr N December 3, 2020
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JFK

oh my god your mom died last night in a car accident!!!! ha just JFK bitch
by woody woodrow 1218 May 10, 2017
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