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The JFK Snipe

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.
Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!

Guy2: What’s your record distance?
by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023
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JFK

"yo what if JFK wasn't shot, and his head just did that"
by Lugia98075 October 12, 2018
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JFK

JFK Can mean just fucking kidding , just fucking killing , just fucking know
Just fucking know -
parents: what do you think that

You: I just fucking know he's there

Just fucking kidding-
Boyfriend: I was JFK we did fuck last night and it was amazing not boring

Just fucking killing-
Friend: what are you doing?

You: just jfk

Friend: who are you just fucking killing all night?

You: Jeff

Jeff: are you fucking kidding me?

You: no your going to die!!!!

*evil laugher and screams gunshot*

You: Fred you are now my Accomplice try and turn me in you didn't stop me from killing so you turn me in I'll turn you in

Friend: fine

Director: and cut that's a rap good job Fred, tony and you Jeff you did a good job being dead
by .Lilcat. August 6, 2017
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JFK

"JFK" is a man called John D******* who F**** kids.

JFK is the abbreviation of "John F**** Kids"
We can't stop JFK from doing what he does best.
F****** Kids
by The Asylum Seeker June 3, 2024
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a JFK

Did you hear Lee gave a JFK to John yesterday. There was a mesd all over that back seat
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JFK

JFK: ride in a convertible they said
It will be fun they said
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.
“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”
by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023
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