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Jesse

Man whore, egotistical asshole, perverted dick, who flirts with every girl, and then when he gets them he treats him like shit.
by DrDudemister April 3, 2019
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A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's
jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny
by cactus101 October 16, 2008
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A person who is madly in love with another person(usually of the opposite sex) but is unable to be with them for whatever reason. They then tell said person that they no longer wish to remain in contact or be friends in order to get over such feelings of self pitty. Within 2 days however they fail to stick to their guns and go crawling back with his/her tail between his/her legs.
"mate, told him i don't wana chat anymore"
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."
by sophie_jayne February 9, 2008
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he is always tall, has dark blue eyes, has medium brown hair,energetic,usually has a last name of a past president,wears old beat up romeos,has a nike blue sweatshirt that he cherishes,a small town guy, likes riding fourwheelers, parents are divorced,not very great in school,
man that guy is jesse
by bhncjuisgh November 17, 2014
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A midget that looks and sounds like a demented Weasel, that suffers from Erectile Dysfunction, likes Anal, usually has a penis no longer than 2 - 3 Inches and likes to dream about fucking Animals.
Damn! That guy is acting like a Jesse.
by The Pussy Cat September 26, 2015
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A good looking and outgoing pimp that everyone knows and get alone with well. Jesse knows everything that happen or what's going to happen. Also Jesse could be the guy of your dreams.
Ask Jesse what going to happen next !
by Jesse Copeland September 9, 2016
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Jesse is a fat pig who always cheats in video games, he is funny but he also is very annoying he thinks he's cool but actually he's dumb and the only video games he ever wants to play are super hero ones and since he dosen't have his own device he always expects family members to share theirs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesse has NO butt
by Hfgtwhrkd August 26, 2017
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