Jacobean chair leg 

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

Jacobean chair leg by kdwilco September 21, 2013

jakob savage

The most badass individual to ever walk the world. Not someone you want to fight because they will punch you multiple times in the face and slam you to death. If you don't make him mad he will friend you and you will have many years of friendship. He is someone that you can always count on and usually thinks he is right about anything and if you say he is wrong he will try and grapple you.

Bro its Jakob savage don't do something stupid I don't want to be slammed to death.

jakob savage by Thebest9019 December 21, 2016

jacobery 

The art of mastering a Jewish Nazi who has a self distruct system of yelling the famous words, "JACOBERY," and then turning into a big black penis.

I think I'm gonna go all Jacobery on this girls asshole

jacobery by Penisinmyassholeasafuckintjew October 7, 2017

Jakob_idkk

A masochistic furry/weeaboo/faggot/retard/troll who may have the name "jakob".

Mark stop being a jakob_idkk

Jakob_idkk by Shit Exploits March 20, 2020

Jakob Greer 

A sarcastic hot guy who makes tiktoks and makes people laugh.Oh and he does cool flips and shit

Jakob Greer’s cool so ye

Jakob Greer by Kaylee:) November 2, 2020

Jakope 

They best friend one can imagine, tall, handsome, smart, beloved and admired by all other dudes. A world without Jakope would be a horrible and not worth to live word. This is also why a Jakope should rule the world. Praise our hidden king, Jakope.

It's incredible Jakope of you to lead the world with such excellence.

Jakope by yourmodda November 24, 2020

Jakob Woods 

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

Jakob Woods by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021