jaden

Most Jaden's have aa cone shaped head as a kid. Jaden's are very very very tall and they are pinheads

Wow look at That cone-like skyscraper.... oh wait that's just Jaden

by pinhead Jaden December 7, 2016

Jaden

Fat chubby kid with the last name spatcher

"That kids fat That s definitely Jaden."

by Chubby Kid 44 September 16, 2018

Jaden

A weird ass girl that talks about her hairy nipples and butt. Loves to fart and marinate in her own period blood.

"You're so disgusting! Can we open the window? Jaden just shit her pants!"

by Dippledong123 November 13, 2018

Jaden

A fuckboi that sucks 19 inch 24/7 all day everyday

You are big Jaden, Jaden Starkey-Driffill

by DrakieAkieWakie May 23, 2016

Jaden

He is a farmer cause a badass mother fucker isn’t a job title

Yo tats a bam jaden

by Myassitches6969 September 11, 2018

Jaden

The ugliest thing ever to exist, Throws beans at people every day ,Made Liquid Moto Moto

Girl 1: Ew its Jaden
Girl 2:Gross he's BREATHING
Girl 1 & 2: *Gets beans thrown at them*

by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 21, 2019

Jaden

Jaden is a asshole he doesn’t have girlfriend he acts very tough but when he gets in trouble he cry’s like a little bitch he has a small penis he says he has a big one and makes fun of people who actually have big dicks he makes fun of poor people even though he wears the same hoodie and shoes every day he is a big ASSHOLE

Girl:ew look at that kid Jaden he’s a bully
Jaden:*cries*

by Theniggga September 8, 2019