Jade

A common stig of the dump.
Usually has short dark brown hair with green skin and purple eyes.
'Jade is such a stig.'

'There's always a horrible smell when Jade is around.'
by Cba. May 14, 2007
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sexiest girl in the world, very good at giving head, freak in the bed. usually brunette with brown eyes, is attracted to guys with colorful hair and olive toned skin, loves to get down and dirty with her boyfriend, very kinky(loves to be bitten)., straight as can be, totally horny 24/7
wow, this girl is sooo jade!
by crazy_bitchesz19 April 26, 2009
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Jade

Jade is such a cute little squash but she often spends time on things that aren't important like "why do cats meow" and also does things that aren't important like TAKING A FREAKING 6 HOURS

Is generally bad
But is quite charming
Did you hear what that cutie Jade said the other day? She spent six hours in the bath, like how do you do that?!?
by Patty Walters January 07, 2017
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Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of people from the northern states of the Indian country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.

All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.

Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).

They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!

Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!

Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."

Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
by Surya.TheMan September 25, 2010
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Jade

The most amazing and helpful person you'll ever meet. Her eyes sparkles when she looks at u abd she just gives u a warm feeling inside not to mention her natural beauty . She always makes u happy and is the funniest person to be around, not to mention goofy. This is someone u definitely wouldn't wanna lose.
Friend : see that, thats my friend Jade
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Jade is a very smart, funny, caring, beautiful but sexy female she’s kinda tall usually has brown hair brown eyes. She’s very sweet and fun to be around, she’s a complete weirdo but doesn’t care. If you mess with her friends or family she will literally rock your sh*t but of course she warns you. She always thinks she’s ugly when she really isn’t. She makes mistakes but learns from it, say one wrong thing to her your losing her. She’s just all around amazing and you need one. Jades are also usually Virgo’s. A lot of dudes like jade she’s very hot and popular. Her family is crazy so if you mess with her the family’s coming in! She’s also a baddie ;)
Guy 1: hey wanna hang out?
Guy 2: no sorry man I’m hanging out with my girlfriend jade....
Guy 1: awh man I need to find myself a jade :/
Guy 2: already got myself a hot one ;)
by Http://unknown February 21, 2019
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Jade is an intelligent, fine, and a girl with a fat ass. She's average height, athletic, and smart. Whenever the boys see her they scream her name.
CJ: Damm who is that?
Jalen: That's Jade.
CJ: She soo fine.
Jalen: Yeeaaa I no
by kApAloT November 30, 2019
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