Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

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invisible pants

the lines on your legs from the imprint of your skinny jeans

'oh, Liz has a case of the invisible pants because of her too tight jeans.'

by alienatedbread May 22, 2017

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Invisible Curb

When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!

Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

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invisibleize

To make someone or something invisible.

The extraterrestrial had the power to invisibleize by at will sending a person, place, or thing into a different dimension.

by but for November 1, 2017

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Invisible beef

1: When you’re having beef with someone but the other person doesn’t know/ you haven’t said anything

2: when your mad at someone and they’re mad at you but you two act like nothings wrong

“God, Taylor got on my nerves. I won’t say anything to her though, I’ll just have invisible beef with her. “

by Anonymousbitch17 June 13, 2018

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