Invetigation

A half-hearted or hasty review of something with results that are thrown together quickly - usually just to get someone off your back.

Boss: "Did you look into that anomaly yet?"
Worker: "I'm fix'n to start my invetigation now. I'll be done in 10 mins."

by JustAcceptIt March 7, 2011

investitute

an institute or school for learning financial investing strategies

When joined Investitute I learned the proper way to invest my money

by quilter19 March 6, 2012

Inventigation

When the accused party "investigates" itself instead of allowing an outside investigation. Generally the results of the investigation are pre-determined by the investigating party to avoid responsibility.

US Army bombs hospital in Kunduz and refuses an independent investigation with Pres. Obama giving his blessing. The inventigation results were leaked 2 days before the official release, the day before 2015 Thanksgiving, and can you guess the results?

by ChickenJim February 27, 2016

investiguess

When trying to troubleshoot a problem, but you have no idea what you're doing, and feel like you're wasting time. But it's better than procrastibating

Let's all go to lunch, where's Eric ??

Oh... some system broke, he's at his desk, investiguessing. We'd better go without him.

by peopleconnector November 27, 2018

Invisticate

Investigating while being very suspicious of a person, location, etc.

As the police walked around the stoner's apartment, they decided to invisticate the premises.

by ZeltSpark October 17, 2019

intestimate

when you suck out a mans belly button and take his intestines and put it down your cock as you nut intensively but this can only be done with a man with a women would be called intestify

I love have intimite intestimate with my boyfriend.

by cock coker 69 licker sloppy to April 14, 2021

investigayting the situgaytion

Investigating a gay situation

I have a feeling he is gay, but I don't have proof, so I'm investigayting the situgaytion.

by thegrassh0le November 29, 2021