0% interest for x months

A sales tactic targeted mostly at people without money, good credit or low interest credit cards. Means the financial entity will keep accruing interest at a generally usurious interest rate until the conclusion of the specified number of months. If the purchase isn't paid in full by then, the buyer gets hit with an enormous "balloon" of accrued interest. Unless you can pay the purchase off quickly, you're a huge sucker.

Buy this incredibly marked up living room set today and get 0% interest for X months!

by KImCobain March 13, 2015

economic interest of the community

the economic interest of the community is defined as the always-present impulse for a group of people who support hitler to commit many crimes

Hey! That person supports the EIC (economic interest of the community)! Don't ever vote for them when it comes down to values!

by Not-An-NCFCA-er January 30, 2023

Variable Interest Entity

Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.

John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"

Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."

John: "Your what?"

Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."

by nosemaj October 26, 2008

Interection

The thing you get whilst looking at pornography on the internet.

Dude, turn the screen off. I'm getting a huge interection.

by Tyler Stickney May 22, 2006

Intertextion

(v.) The act of sharing a pillow. Can be used to define all general pillow sharing but is most often used to describe intimate or post-coital cuddling where physical closeness results in the partners sharing a pillow.

1. "How was the date last night."
"I'm not one to talk, but there was some serious intertextion going on."

2. "I slept really well, it must have been the intertextion"

by HTB & Manda April 16, 2007

Intesexual

A mix between "Intellectual" and "sex". Meaning someone who is very knowledgeable about sex.

Guy #1: I had so much fun with Stacey last night. She's so intesexual.
Guy #2: I'm so jealous, Lauren is a blonde, I had to explain what a condom was to her last night!

by Mac_&_Cheese July 22, 2011

"That's interesting Simon!"

Used when someone states the bloody obvious, taken from playwright Alan Bennett's Talking Head "HER BIG CHANCE", the story of a vaccuous actress who employs this phrase constantly when trying to seduce the director of a porn film, the aforementioned Simon.

He said: "When you go to school, you learn stuff." She said, "That's interesting Simon!"

by LucyVee April 25, 2006