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Cunt Information

forcing information into your brain
Ralph instead of studying for days why dont you cunt information into your fucking head
by Matt104 March 3, 2008
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Low Information Voter

One who votes based on information gleaned from other low information voters, rumors, viral emails, and FOX "News".
Low Information Voters are skewing the electorate in favor of the corporatocracy because they don't have the curiousity or ability to research facts for themselves. Low Information Voters will vote against labor unions, in spite of the fact that the labor unions are responsible for getting them the 40 hour work week, decent wages, employer provided health insurance, vacations, lunch hours, and breaks, among other things.
by RustyCannon January 8, 2010
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Informationate

1) To wield your vast knowledge in such as way as to utterly pwn cocky, ignorant n00bs.
2) To give someone information to the point that is above and beyond what was expected, sometimes resulting in a response bordering a "War and Peace Novel".
3) A term coined by the members of a popular overclocking website in response to posts made by a member named TheInformationator.
Example #1:
N00B - "UR using a air heatsink? Watercooling pwns you all nubS! I got 40C Load! Suck it!"
TheInformationator - "To the contrary, the best aircoolers are actually just as efficient, if not more efficient than watercooling. This has to do with ambient temperatures and heat dissipation rates. If nothing more, they're less of a hassle. However, after modding my Big Typhoon, I get 38C Load, and that's after OCing my Opteron from 2.2Ghz to 2.8Ghz."

Example #2:
Newbie - "Isn't higher Ghz always better in a processor?"
TheInformationator - "Actually, while Ghz does play some ultimate role in the performance of a CPU, the operations that a CPU does per clock cycle also play a part. Thus, if a CPU does 9 operations per clock cycle at 1.0Ghz, it is comparable to a CPU doing 6 operations per clock cycle at 1.5Ghz. This is why, for a long time, AMD processors with lower clock rates than Intel processors still managed to have higher performance."

Example #3:
MemberOne: (Insert incorrect statement)
TheInformationator: (Insert informative post)
MemberTwo: "Informationated!"
by TheInformationator December 24, 2008
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Information Bukkake

Willingly subjecting yourself to multiple simultaneous streams of social media ejaculate.
Brendan: "Hey Patrick, want to go out tonight and grab a beer?"

Patrick: "Nah, I'm going to stay in tonight and bathe in the pale glow of several LCD screens at one time."

Brendan: "It looks like you're getting quite the information bukkake."
by My Best Friend's Friends October 4, 2011
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Information Slut

When Someone, Be it friend or family, Gets private information out of you occasionally, But when Asked anything, They Say Nothing, Reveal Nothing.
Chuck: I told Amy why i did what i did the other day.

Bill: Hasn't she been really secretive lately, and acting strange?
Chuck: Yeah, and when i tried to found out, she wouldn't tell

me anything.
Bill: She's being a real Information Slut
by TheBlackestRoses August 4, 2012
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Information Guru

An information guru is a person or group of persons with a figurehead that disseminate information to the public that the public might not have access to because the corporate news media does not reveal it. It is information that is based on facts that have been skewed into opinions based on the person’s or the group’s personal agenda. The information is presented in such a way as to proselytize people into taking action in favor of the information guru’s agenda.
The pundit obtained all of his information from an information guru and not from researching the facts in the library.
by webproducer November 18, 2014
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Information junkie

A person who researches and memories a lot if random details that are literally irrelevant to anything in daily life; also known as Tammy Marie.
True to her information junkie reputation, Tammy Marie said to him, "Oh, I just read about that new booty workout online yesterday."
by tigress866 May 24, 2017
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