color me impressed

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.

Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

by ClassicClock May 25, 2015

unwarranted self-importance

A serious form of narcissism. To act as if one is an important person without actually doing anything worthwhile to prove it, thus making one look like a complete tool.

Sometimes abbreviated as USI.

Idiot: Hey guys! I just put up all these sweet pictures of myself on Facebook, and I've got this vlog that you've gotta check out. If you don't, you're clearly some kind of lesser being, 'cause everyone loves me for no reason!

Smart Person: Sounds like unwarranted self-importance to me.

by IrishBarbarian January 23, 2011

impressified

The combination of the word "Impressed" and "Terrified"

Trevor: Did you hear about Ders with one match only, managed to burn down an entire Church while he was naked and tripping on acid during an afternoon service yesterday. Evan: "Fuck really? Wow man, i'm impressified!"

by nqm January 15, 2017

Imperstateral

Something that involves a balance of power between two people.
- Used mainly when referring to a relationship in which no party holds authority over another.
- Derived from the latin words for ‘power’ and ‘balance’.

“She treats her girlfriend very well. They have an imperstateral relationship.”

by Beansproutman May 10, 2021

Impart

Chinese internet slang which is a homophone of "淫趴", meaning orgy.

Are you hosting an impart without me?

by SiegfriedWang January 22, 2023

impact play

Impact play is when one partner hits the other for sexual gratification, such as spanking.

Girl- I love it when my boyfriend uses impact play on me, the marks he leaves on me feel so nice!

by TheBestWafflez December 20, 2016

impignorate

To impregnate a pig.

"Omg, Josh totally impignorated a pig last night!"
"Yeah, have you seen the last pig he impignorated? It died during giving birth!"
"OMG! He's such a pig!"
"I know!"

by Maoraw May 16, 2014