Iceland

Where legends are born

Iceland is ice-e

by TheLegendFromIceland June 17, 2018

The Iceland Good-bye

When your mother passed away and was cremated; she always had one wish for her ashes. It's an Iceland tradition for her son's friends to fuck/pee/cum in the urn at the same time. Once this has been completed, we bring the ashes back to the motherland and do the traditional Viking funeral of burning them at sea.

This is what my mother always wanted. I didn't let them know until after she passed. They took on the challenge and we went out there and gave her the Iceland Good-Bye. I will always love and appreciate my friends for doing what my mother always wanted.

by Fashion Nova May 1, 2023

iceland

A small and isolated country in the northern Europe, which is very green and has beautiful pastures, and does NOT have glaciers, like the Americans seem to think (see James Bond, Die another day).

My cattle are out on the green pastures in that valley. Just because the name of the country is Iceland it doesnt mean that it has glaciers...

by OllieKickFlip December 28, 2005

Iceland

A icy country close to sweden or germany or some other shitty country like that (notice how i did not use finland). Its a really boring country which consists of.... NOTHING. There are just ice flats which take up most of the country.

Kristjan: Hey i am thinking of going back to iceland
Other Guy: For good?
Kristjan: Nope, just for a few weeks.
Other Guy: SHIT.

by SouthAsia February 7, 2008

iceland

Referred to as the "shit-hole" of the planet. Iceland has a population of approximately 400 people. The gay population on iceland is estimated to be around 395. The other 5 people are phedophiles. There were recent discussions of what to do with the island. Many world leaders voted to nuke it, others voted to invade it and make it a colony. The question of what to do with iceland remains, although Canada may be gearing up to take it over, as they have sent 3 highly trained mounties to overtake the shit-hole.

Iceland sucks Canadas balls

by loutity December 22, 2004

Retarded South Islander

A mentally deficient person originating from New Zealand's Southern Island

"Retarded South Islander, Spanners Watson"

by Spanners May 9, 2005

Icelandic Lesbian

Someone who ties their sweater or hoodie around their waist, sort of like a first grader.

"Hey John, why did you tie your hoodie around your waist? You look like an Icelandic lesbian."

by Dickbuttbukkake December 13, 2014