Iron Maiden

I don't know what the fuck all of you freaks are talking about.Iron Maiden fucking SUCK!

Bruce D: "oooooh my weiner is the size of my pinky when it's hard,oooooh"

by groove or die January 15, 2005

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Iron Maiden

A very OVERRATED and very unoriginal band who sounds like shit so what's the fuckin use?
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You can't disagree that they're overrated.Just look at all of these definitions these kids have made calling them the 'best band ever'.Uh,excuse me? How could they be anywhere near the best band ever when they sound like shit and are retarded?

Iron Maiden sounds like Homosexual Opera to me.It's like a more homosexual version of opera anyways.Sure the guitar work is pretty good but that's nothing unique.Lots of great guitar players in the world.Their bass players' alright too.So what.There's lots of good bass players out there.Their singer fucking sucks almost as bad as Axl Rose.Their songs are dumb.Their lyrics are retarded.They are not the best anything (not even the best metal band).

by YOU SHIT IN YOUR PANTS September 10, 2005

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Iron Maiden

"Female" that put the fear of God in men everywhere. Had classic she-mullet with shaved side burns.

Dude #1: Are you going to the basketball game?
Dude #2: Hell no!
Dude #1: Why not?
Dude #2: I heard that the Iron Maiden might be there.
Dude #1: Shit, I'm outy!

by Zeke May 07, 2005

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Iron Maiden

fuckers who killed rock & roll

metal sucks my fuckin nuts

by mtv destroys brain cells January 25, 2005

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The Iron Maiden Rule

The unwritten rule of music (mostly but not exclusively metal) that states that only Iron Maiden are allowed to wear their own band shirts on stage, by virtue of being Iron Maiden. It has been broken numerous times. The worst offenders are probably Amon Amarth, who wear their own merchandise in every photo and every video in which they aren't shirtless.

The reason for the rule is the same reason why it's generally gauche to wear a band shirt for the band you're going to see: band shirts are generally a way to broadcast your tastes and in so doing support a band that people might not have heard of.

Watain broke the Iron Maiden rule by painting their own emblem on their bare chests.

by The music definitions guy December 04, 2010

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