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iPoditis

A condition that affects a person while listening to their ipod/mp3. The condition prohibits the user from hearing anything or anyone. Can lead to other conditions such as being hit by traffic.
Brad: Hey john!
Harry: Dude, he cant hear, hes got ipoditis...
Brad: Oh, Damn it
by bsindada September 13, 2008
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iPood

An iPhone or iPod that has been used on the toilet to play games or browse the inturdnet.
I don't know whether I would want to borrow Reno's iPood. He never washes his hands, and he drops deuce with that thing every morning.
by dswiggles December 18, 2010
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Stock ipod headphones

The iconic white headphones that come with most apple products, apple offer a premium in ear model for about £50 that don't sound too bad. But the stock ones absolutely suck, they have no bass whatsoever, sound as hollow as the brain of whoever designed them, are impossible to fit in most peoples ears and earwax shows up on them like cheese on macaroni. Yet, most people don't even bother to switch out for a decent pair and if they switch out they usually only get a shitty pair like iluv or something along those lines. anyone reading this who still uses them, do yourself a favour and pay for a decent pair.
Kirby: What are those things wrapped around your head?

me: Oh just a pair of senheisers.

Kirby: Sennheiser?

me: This company that makes badass headphones.

Kirby: How much did they cost?

me: Bout £50.

Kirby: Fuck that, the apple ones are fine.

Me: Fuck you, at least I know what music sounds like! Get a pair of the premium ones, i hear those aren't to bad, and they've got the iconic look to.

Kirby: Nah those are to much for headphones, the stock ipod headphones are fine.

Me: well at least i know what music sounds like.
by EPICPWNERY September 4, 2010
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Ipokesmot

A pot smoking alcohol binging Emu bird that invented the internet and bothers radio hosts with pizza deliveries. Also is famous with hookers.
"Ipokesmot just sent me a pizza."
by Eldergod October 3, 2013
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ipod

dude, my mom has an ipod , my sister has an ipod mini, my aunt and my cousin has an ipod nano, I have an iRiver.
by Ben Fong October 23, 2006
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ipod fanboy

One who likes iPods, is extremely ignorant and uses the white and grey ipod earphones.
ipod fanboy: hey what ipod have you got?
me: nah itz a creative zen 8gb
ipod fanboy: ok then, do you have games
me: no, thats what a psp and nds is for
ipod fanboy: no you have a click \wheel?
me: no but the d-pad is way way wat better. BTW, what is you signal-to-response ratio? Mine is 97db what about you?
ipod fanboy: So, I get the ipod earphones so ha.
me: Do you use FLAC?
ipod fanboy: whats that.
me:Hey you have the ipod classic aye
ipod fanboy: the 160gb
me: hey, play a tone on your ipod of 22.1hz
ipod fanboy: are what the hell is wron with it! arrghhh it ssooo loud!!!
by omg42 April 17, 2008
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ipoded

A rely rely good song worthy of ipoding
Ben: Hey i rely like that song its so good.
Amie: Yep its been ipoded
by Ben.and.Amie February 28, 2008
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