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insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020
mugGet the insta policemug.

insta-dick

Someone who immediately becomes a dick in any situation, no matter the context. There is no build up to this person acting like a dick, its just instant. Instant Dick.
Why are you such an insta-dick?
by mhmyep69 April 5, 2022
mugGet the insta-dickmug.

Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram
I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!
by mflowers February 16, 2020
mugGet the Insta-Askmug.

Insta-Fast

When you temporarily disable your Instagram (IG) account in-order to work on tackling those project goals you've set for yourself.

When you Socially Distance yourself from Instagram (IG) by deleting or temporarily disabling your account, to work on yourself or various projects.
I'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I need to focus on creating my website www.thecryptocurrencyspace.com.

I need an Insta-Fast from IG, my life is too lit to be sharing with all these hoes.

I think i'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I have a dangerous addiction to IG !
by NOT THEPEOPLESCARLY June 5, 2020
mugGet the Insta-Fastmug.

Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.
Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!
by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011
mugGet the Insta-Schwingmug.

Insta-catch

1. Instantly capturing something
Whether romantically (capture a heart, catch an eye, ) physically (a ball )

2. Easy catch

Relating also to Pokemon and Pokemon go!. To instantly catch a Pokemon with just throwing a single poke'ball. No fret no break from the pokeball.
Dude i just did a insta-catch with that wobnuffet!
by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2018
mugGet the Insta-catchmug.

INSTA EGG

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Egeggegegegegg egg insta egg
by Lucas Mo January 21, 2019
mugGet the INSTA EGGmug.

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