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insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020
mugGet the insta policemug.

insta-dick

Someone who immediately becomes a dick in any situation, no matter the context. There is no build up to this person acting like a dick, its just instant. Instant Dick.
Why are you such an insta-dick?
by mhmyep69 April 5, 2022
mugGet the insta-dickmug.

Insta-Fast

When you temporarily disable your Instagram (IG) account in-order to work on tackling those project goals you've set for yourself.

When you Socially Distance yourself from Instagram (IG) by deleting or temporarily disabling your account, to work on yourself or various projects.
I'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I need to focus on creating my website www.thecryptocurrencyspace.com.

I need an Insta-Fast from IG, my life is too lit to be sharing with all these hoes.

I think i'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I have a dangerous addiction to IG !
by NOT THEPEOPLESCARLY June 5, 2020
mugGet the Insta-Fastmug.

insta thirsty

When u constantly ask people to follow you more than once on instagram..
"Hey Tommy can you add me on instagram."
"No problem man".....

"Hey Tommy can u add me on instagram and give me a shoutout."

"Man stop being insta thirsty
by mirah_salaam July 14, 2015
mugGet the insta thirstymug.

insta cheat

When you asking for someone’s opinion on a caption or picture for insta (and say you need THEIR opinion) and then ask someone else as well
Oh my god! I can’t believe Ben insta cheated on Olivia!
by Bbigs January 15, 2018
mugGet the insta cheatmug.

insta-bail

to bone out immediately; drop out without hesitation

only to be used by totally cool, amazingly hot, super rad people
after the cops came, it was an easy decision for the hammered party-goers to insta-bail
by littlerickbigdick February 11, 2009
mugGet the insta-bailmug.

Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on
Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner
by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019
mugGet the Insta bonermug.

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