Pant Cummer

One who comes in their own pants during a handy, more often an early ejaculator.

Hey you hear about the Pant Cummer at the high school dance, came too early from a handy.

by Billy Biggs July 3, 2019

Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

Gaucho Pants

Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.
Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.
These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.
One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.

Are those shorts or skirts? -Brian
They're Gaucho Pants -Olivia

by TheDuce123 September 20, 2015

Pant Drag

The act of breaking wind in one location, and taking the gaseous contents to another location, due to it being temporarily trapped in pants/trousers.

"Did you fart outside, because I think you're suffering from pant drag."

by Dunc-The-Hunk March 15, 2010

Slippery Pants

Originated in TheRunawayGuys Mario Party 5 - Pirate Dream Part 2

It is like a slippery slope, but with pants, referring to a person with a high likelihood of saying something that sounds unintentionally sexual.

Did you actually just say you want to 'do Daisy on hard?' God you have slippery pants.

by tordenofitami November 14, 2017

Hard Pants

Pants that don't have a stretchy, elastic waistband. During any pandemic, the desire to wear only elastic waistband pants instead of pants like jeans,

During the pandemic, Victoria refused to wear hard pants.

by mckilt May 22, 2020

pants trick

A pants trick is the best term for when a player scores four goals in a hockey game.

The term was invented by the 9 year old nephew of Doug Stolhand, one of the hosts of the excellent Puck Podcast.

When a player gets a hat trick (three goals) you throw your hat on the ice. If the player scores a fourth goal, what do you throw?

Faced with this question, his answer: Your pants!

Thomas Hertl scored a pants trick earlier this year. Unfortunately, nobody manned up and tossed their pants.

by Pants Trickery December 6, 2013