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haffle

1) to argue pointlessly over something that is in no chance likely to happen
2) to get owned
3) to become extremely frustrated
4) midget anxiety
Dude, stop, you're just going to get haffled about it since the Lakers are gonna lose
by McHaffySnacks June 16, 2010
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hoffle

passionately possessive over your food
hoffle my waffle.
i’m hoffle for taco bell
by Yungsavagealex October 21, 2017
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corn huffer

one who craves a cigarette yet is not addicted to nicotine
Yo midge! You got a smoke?!....Corn huffer!
by dane midge September 5, 2009
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Rodrick Heffley

Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.

Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.

Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.
"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"

*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*

"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Huffer

A denizen of "The Huffington Post" blog: "One who breathes in the rarified, oxygen-starved air of 'The Huffington Post'."
"Hi, I'm E. Feet Liberal and I care about important things. That's why I rely on 'The Huffington Post' to keep me up to date with:

--politically incorrect words/ideas that have been newly banned by the intellectually enlightened

--inane progressive ideology

--the latest DNC talking points

--cheap shots aimed at anyone and anything to the right of Noam Chomsky

and

glowing reports about how President Obama is so totally awesome!

When common sense and reality threaten to burst my rose colored, progressive bubble, I gain solace from being a Huffer. Reading the anti-American opinions, half-truths and cherry-picked facts reassures me that my hysterical hand wringing, misplaced activism, and blogging about the same, is a wise life's devotion.

Amazingly though, there are people who post disagreements with my utopian worldview. They have humbly suggested that my advocacy has no lasting spiritual value--that it's all just wood, hay and stubble. Can you imagine that? For Pete's sake, I'm trying to save the planet from the evils of free market economics!

Don't worry though, during these comment exchanges I call upon my academic background, and 'rhetorical kung-fu' skills, to provide a reasoned and enlightened response. First, I stereotype the dissenters as 'typical conservative, racist, sexist, bigot, Freeper, Zionist, homophobe, inbred, Fox News, wing nut, hate mongers.'

Then, building on that foundation, I am able to summarily dismiss everything that the dissenters have to say because (obviously) anyone who holds a differing opinion from a Huffer is mentally ill. (Too bad Amerika doesn't have those wonderful psychiatric hospitals and re-education camps like China and Russia. I used to love going to camp).

If the unenlightened still refuse to conform to my point of view, or try to cloud the issue with FACTS, I appeal to my fellow libtard posters for backup. Via a democratic consensus, the enlightened among us organize into a grassroots cybermob and bully the dissenters with every ad hominem available (so be forewarned you inbred, fascist scum)!

Obviously this kind of reaction is a responsible use of power, and we Huffers make a difference every day in the all important blogosphere. (Because mean people suck, and their free expression is not welcomed on the World Wide Web).

As a Huffer, I am continually working to create a better world. Will you help me in my efforts to quash wrong speech, wrong thoughts, wrong ideology, wrong curriculum, wrong rights and wrong freedoms? (The Bill of Rights is so problematic at times and should be disallowed in red states because it is an obstacle to socially responsible progress).

(Takes bong hit)

Power to the people baby!"
by (I am) John Doe May 13, 2009
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huffles

An warm action showing friendliness between two people, mostly likeley between a "Meo' and a "Lady_Lauwa"
*Lady_Lauwa huffles Meo*
by Lauwa June 28, 2005
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roderick heffley

The definition of perfect. He should be everyones idol and everyone should take after this sexy sexy man. Hes in a band with some random kids and hes the drummer which immediately makes him sexier than everyone else. He was doing so good in his life but stupid greg heffley got in the way.
me: have you seen the new kid roderick heffley?
person: yeah hes so hot would smash
by ailisisntaranga March 22, 2021
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