Tim Hortons

Tim Hortons is basically the Dublin donuts of Canada but way better. They have breakfast and lunch foods. They have drinks, donuts bagels, and way more. Not your average coffee shop ☕️ best coffe in Canada. Most a Canadians shorten it to timmies.

You want to go get a coffe?
Yeah sure let’s go to Tim Hortons.

by CanadaFax June 8, 2020

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Max horton

Max Horton is a very kind boy, someone who u can trust, someone u can rely on, max has been my best friend for only a few weeks but he’s the best choice I ever made.

Person 1: have u heard of max Horton

Person 2: yes, he saved my life

by Thatgirla23 January 31, 2021

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Riley Horton

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HE IS A RILEY HORTON

by Please don’t remember September 28, 2021

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jeremy horton

Jeremy Horton is a guy who is most likely about to steal your woman. He takes the time to listen to people but doesn’t waste time on people he doesn’t care about. He is outgoing once you get to know him and can be the life of the party.

Jeremy Horton stole my woman.

by Abunnynamedtate November 24, 2021

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Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

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