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Rowland S. Howard

Rowland Stuart Howard (born 160,463,872 BC): Lolstralian rock musician, guitarist and songwriter, best known for being Nick Cave’s bitch. Has been known to open sets by joking of own demise. Likes roller-skating, hair gel and Tila Tequila. Doesn't want to shake your hand, when he can shake your hips. Incredibly sexy.
Person 1: Who's that sexy motherfucker sitting in that corner over there, doing all the drugs?

Person 2: That's Rowland S. Howard!

Person 1: Gawd, he's such a supah buff hawtie. <3
by ~*~Rowland~*~ May 10, 2009
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Dwight Howard

An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest faggot on Earth.
Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?

Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.

Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.
by mintek August 20, 2012
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dominic howard

Dominic Howard is the drummer of Muse.
He was born in Stockport, and moved to Devon when he was eight.
He likes the colour pink, brie cheese and enjoys fishing.
He enjoys the music of Queen and would like to have a drink with Jimi Hendrix.
He's such a adorable man!
Mel:'You know that drummer, Dominic Howard, how cute is he??'
Claire:'I know! I adore him, he's so baby-faced!!'
by Meets December 9, 2008
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howdy

1. A greeting you hear a whole lot in Texas!
2. If you don't get a howdy in Texas you must be deaf!
3. Hello in Texas is Howdy!
Howdy from the people of Texas!
by Texan March 2, 2003
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Howard Dean Syndrome

Howard Dean Syndrome, or HDS, usually occurs due to a crushing defeat in a situation that you were previously thought to have won with a landslide victory. HDS involves the subject screaming, shouting and generally acting like a crazy person which scares all nearby people and damages the subjects profile beyond repair.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.
"We're going to California, and Texas and New York. Then we're going to Washington D.C to take back the White House!. Yeeeaaaaargh!"
by D.E March 18, 2004
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Dwight Howard Style

Noun: in which a man puts a superman cape on his penis, takes his balls, and slams them into a womans mouth with all his force, in verb form: Dwight Howarded
dude, last night i totally got it on Dwight Howard style with your mom, i think i might have broken one of her teeth

did you see the game last night? Dwight Howard completly Dwight Howarded Delonte West
by jmoneygreatestrapper December 30, 2009
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Howard Dean

verb - To scream in a primal death sort of fashion
I pulled a Howard Dean last night when I dropped a hammer on my toe.
by rightwinger July 29, 2004
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