Julia Howarding

To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.
Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."

Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"

Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."

Or

Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"

Chris: "Did I ask?"

Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"
by Vixenne July 12, 2021
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Todd Howard

The Greek god of a gameing, and the lord of Skyrim
“ Todd Howard ate my son
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Howard Fail

The biggest fail of all failures. Worse than an Epic FAIL!
Ms. Lovett: Damn Howard Exavior Turpin the 82nd! You put glitter ALL OVER ANTHONY!
Anthony: Aww shit man! Seriously! Now it will never come out.
Sound Tech: HOWARD FAIL!!!!
by SoundTech#1 July 27, 2009
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jepha howard

The real name of the amazingly talented, beautiful, hilarious bassist of The Used
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Howard Dean

adj. To lose one's self in a moment; to react with inappropriate emotion; to over react
It was a civilized discussion about bananaphones until Bill went Howard Dean on us.
by attilathahun February 04, 2004
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jeph howard

The beautiful, funny, talented, bassist of The Used.
by pseudonym February 12, 2005
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howard eskin

Ex Dallas Cowboy fan, present Philadelphia Eagle homer, with huge ego and very little real talent and sports knowledge.
Howard Eskin is spreading misinformation for his friend Jeffrey Lurie.
by Angelo C August 08, 2006
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