Hot Pocket

The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."

I'll be around all day, if you need me I'm hot pocket

by BoogieTheTruth January 15, 2015

Hot pocket

This is when your dick gets so warn in a bitches vigina when u pull out u automatically cum

Jessica gave Austin a hot pocket

by McCray September 19, 2016

Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole

Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.

by MP9 June 14, 2016

Hot Pocket

When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .

That guy I just had sex with is a Hot Pocket

by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017

Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.

Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017