hoxton fin

waxed/gelled hairstyle with point down middle of scalp employed in early 00s by trendy early 20s.

he thinks he's all that with his hoxton fin and pumas, but at 35 he ought to know better

by ricardo July 22, 2003

Hormonster

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.

When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.

by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

Hormonal Bitch

Heather MacDonald

Zoe: Heather you're a wee Hormonal Bitch and your dugs a pot licker.

by BarringtonBlueBear January 9, 2019

horony

Feeling or arousing sexual excitement purely out of the boredom and loneliness of self-isolation and quarantine during the coronavirus (Covid-19) pandemic. Usually the levels of arousal are alleviated when one lacks a sexual partner to release such frustration which is informally identified as a lack of quarandick or quarancunt. Quaransexuals who have partners during such tough times experience less feelings of frustrations compared to coronabators who lack a partner who partake in high frequency masturbation. Higher levels of sexual injuries such as broken penises due to more frequent and vigorous sex have been reported in hospitals throughout the world due to corona lockdown and are known as sexually transmitted corona-related distorders (STCD's).

Although never having any sexual encounters with Beth and Diana prior the the coronavirus, Bill has been receiving sexual suggestions from them during lockdown. The lack of access to dick has made Beth and Diana desperately horony for Bill's penis, partially because the chances of actual penetration by bill is very minimal due to the national lockdown. Bill has also been horony over Beth and Diana, encompassing many horonious sexual fantasies with Beth and Diana.

by King of de-Nile March 29, 2020

female hormones

A false diagnosis given by primarily male or older doctors to dismiss a female patient and her illness and making her feel like she's crazy.

(patient shows signs of terminal illness that if left untreated could cost her life) "You're overreacting, It's just female hormones" says the misogynistic doctor.

by Peoplep!ssmeoff August 3, 2023

Hormoney

when a person acts such a silly teenager, full of spots and other distinguishing features.

Guy 1: ''Dude, look at that person over there doing a rather stupid look at some overweight guy!!''

Guy 2: '' Get over it, he's being hormoney, I mean look at that red nose, it really shines!''

by Steve Watson August 26, 2005

Hormonica

A word one can use, while in a loud public area, to describe someone across the room. It has no real meaning but can be affiliated with things like: a bitch, someone who takes their top off and waves it wildly above their head, someone who beats up others in public bathrooms, a woman with large breasts (which she uses as part of her 'arse'nal when proceeding to beat up people in public toilets), and someone who stands beside skinny men.

"I say Joe, that woman over there seems to be acting like a COMPLETE hormonica!"

"I agree George, but I'm slightly confused as to what exactly 'hormonica' means..."

by Gemma Sanders April 11, 2008