horizontal hurricane

When your on top of a girl engaging in the 69 position. Instead of blowing a load you blow ass.

Stacy pissed me off last night so I gave her a horizontal hurricane and blew ass instead of a load.

by Horizontal Hurricane March 13, 2018

Horizontally tall

Aka fat

I'm not fat, just horizontally tall!

by be_right_back July 10, 2018

horizontally expanded

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.

Jon is horizontally expanded.

by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

Horizon main

A (0.00001% chance) very handsome/sexy person that is the nicest person u will know. the other 99.99999% is a fat ass fuck who eats every 5 minutes and also simps over her and calls her space milf and also is gay.

person1:hey wanna meet up?
person2:sure
person1:but before that who do you main on apex?
person2:space milf(horizon)
person1:GET A LIFE YOU FAT FUCK

in the end is your a horizon main please go touch grass

by fatty_daddy69420 October 6, 2021

horizontal mambo

a word for intercouse/s3x lol

``me and bella had a amazing horizontal mambo lastnight!!``
``really? didnt think u got bitches``

by gahmama March 12, 2023

horizon private school

This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.

"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."

by faunlet June 10, 2023

Animal Crossing : New Horizons

A wholesome game of where you can place down furniture, paths, custom patterns, shops, ETC anywhere on your island. Plant flowers. Evolve your island with terraforming, play with friends, and talk to cute animal villagers while a animal named Tom nook evolves your home by putting bells in the nook stop. There is also stores. (Furniture store, clothing store, art store, ETC?)

*Animal crossing : new horizons starts up*

Tom nook : hey bitch welcome to the island bells now.

You : I’m poor

Tom nook : ok then collect nook miles on ur phone

You : ok

*fucking couple months later*

Tom nook : thank you for building island we are at five star now.

You : ok

Tom nook : ok idk what else you do so do whatever now

You : ok

by Ch1ck3nNugg3t February 10, 2021