Homospiscious

Used to argue that something or someone is gay. "I have a Homospiscious penalty on Jay for drinking a Mai Tai!"

"I have a Homospiscious penalty on Jay for drinking a Mai Tai!"

by MartySeed April 10, 2007

Homospexual

Adjective;
Someone who is Homosexual and special

Special as in a mental retardation or extreme stupidity

"Dude, I heard that autistic kid is gay!"
"No man, he's homospexual."

"Nick keeps on failing all his classes, he's so stupid!"
"Did you hear? He just came out of the closet."
"Oh my god, now he's homospexual."

by That little guy who get's eaten all the time September 14, 2007

homoscale

The scale of ones homosexual actions from 1 to gay.

Guy: I hate you! if your life had a face i would punch it!
Ian: If your life had a nipple i would rub it
Guy:Dude, you just dropped so low on the homoscale

Ian: pizza is something i really admire but touching your

nipples is my true desire
Guy: OMFG, now your lower than justin bieber!!

by THENukem August 11, 2011

Homospodism

A bromance between two autistic men. (noun)

Like a Bromance, may or may not actually be homosexual in nature (merely implied) but it must always include one socially inept male who has been diagnosed with a condition on the autism spectrum, such as Asperger's Syndrome.

Often confused with homoretardism, homonerdism, Homogeekism which are variations on the same theme but necessarily require at least one of the parties in the relationship to be a "nerd", "retard" or "geek".

When they were not studying for maths exams or obsessing over the finer details of science fiction engineering principles, Aubrey and Theo spent all their social time together.

Their teacher had brought them together in an attempt to help each of them develop their social skills and their relationship bore all the hallmarks of homospodism.

by Thunderballs14 October 1, 2012

homospectatorial

The act of looking at things from a gay perspective. Recognizing the hetero-normative privilege. Typically applied to current events, and new legislation.

If you could be homospectatorial, you would see that gay marriage is a basic right of equality.

by YonnyMac January 22, 2013

homostalxual

A homosexual that stalks their unknowing prey until they sleep. Who knows what happens then.
Homo-stalk-shu-al

Mitchell is the worst homostalxual. My bedroom window has been broken 3 times by him

by Mr true facts August 10, 2017

Homosapien

A gay human species that is of lesser value than the well known heterosapian.

I sleep with women, im not a homosapien.

by RectalMo August 19, 2017