Homosexuality

The state of shoving your dick into a man’s ass and “sword fighting” with your genitalia.

Corbin was of homosexuality, so he asked Jack if he could slide his erection into his asshole.

by TalanTaco January 20, 2018

Homosexual Advantage

An unappreciated advantage of being a Homosexual that straight guys would love to have but can't because they would get slapped.

Examples of Homosexual Advantage are:

1) touching breasts without getting slapped

2) Grabbing asses without getting slapped

3) going to sleepovers and watching girls change

by Monstabia June 27, 2010

homosexual agenda

- Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
- Put on some techno music and call Brad.
- Listen to Cher
- Go to the wizard of the oz party
- Protest No on Prop 8
- Party party party

That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.

The homosexual agenda doesn't exist to hurt anyone. I'm a Republican and I know they have no agenda. They deserve the same right to marriage as anyone else.

by Elsa-Claire November 5, 2009

homosexuality

1.To be attracted to the same sex.

2. Gay people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.

3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.

4. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.

1. George likes Michael. Linda likes Sarah.

2. 4000 years ago monkeys didn't have names.

3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")

5. Carlos says homosexuality is a sin and gays will rotten in hell because he's still in the closet.

by Luizza November 6, 2006

Biromantic homosexual

Someone who’s attracted to men, women, non-binary (etc) romantically but talking about sexual activities only would do it with people with the same sex (genitals) as theirs.

• in case of ciswomen or non-binary people with vaginas: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with vaginas (not necessarily women)

• in case of cismen or non-binary people with penises: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with penises (not necessarily men)

(I’m not adding trans people because generally they don’t have the same sex so they would be biromantic-heterosexual. Please don’t feel invalidated using the “heterosexual” because it refers to the sex, y’all are still real men and women!!!)

- Hannah! Look how hot that man is!!

~ Yeah he’s handsome, but I don’t really feel sexual attraction to him...
- You were bisexual right?

~ Biromantic homosexual**
- oh true!

by Girl in black October 1, 2020

homosexual

awesomely fun and funny people who have a different sexual preference from hetrosexuals. I do not like homophobic fuck shits. in fact they're all dog fucking,wank fucking, shit eating,narrow minded,piss drinking, mucus loving eraser eating, booger shitting, fart fucking, beastiality performing redneck, shit smearing, testicle-less, poo sniffing, dirty, stinky shitbags.

die homophobes. die. homosexuals are cool.

by David Nilov March 4, 2008

Homosexual

I am homosexual, so I would know. Homosexuality is when you are attracted to the same sex. Male homosexuals are sometimes called "Gays" while the females would be "Lesbians." There is nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you have a problem with Homosexuality, never try to offend a homosexual person with their sexuality! They can't help it! Trust me, if it where my choice, I would've chosen to be Pansexual.

Homosexual: Someone who is attracted to the same sex. "Sorry, ladies! I know ya` all want me, but I'm gay!"

by Hotaru0Masaru July 24, 2015