homelessing

Sleeping in your car

My daughter is going to go homelessing this weekend. She laughs at me staying at home and thinks she's a badass camper with all her Northface gear but really she just drives her Volvo to the mountains and sleeps in it.

by Dr. Robstew June 16, 2019

Ratchet Hoeness

Ratchet Hoeness is a person (usually a female) who takes being a Ratchet Hoe to the next level. She usually flirts and has sex with her best friends man, her neighbor, her coworker, etc. without hesitation .

Mary introduced her friend Rhonda to her brother and the very next day Rhonda took "Ratchet Hoeness" to another level and had sex with Mary's brother. Ratchet Hoeness in the flesh

by Count it #32 May 31, 2023

hopeless romantic

someone who truly belives in love. not someone who cant get a date. they belive that love is the most beautifull thing on earth. when their sad just knowing that someone is thinking of them makes them smile, holding their hand makes them feel like they can fly. they belive that love is magic

hopeless romantic : im a hopeless romantic

idiot: oh so u cant get a date !

hopeless romantic: shut up ur the one who asked me out last week

idiot: yeah cause ur hot !!!!!!

hopeless romantic: ur an idiot

by loveismagic1234xoxo July 23, 2009

Homeless Leg Syndrome

The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.

Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.

by habbie November 20, 2007

homeless beat down escape

When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.

Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."

Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."

Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."

Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."

Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"

by westfalia January 19, 2010

Hopeless romantic

someone that thinks of love passionately.

A hopeless romantic is someone who seeks an opportunity to share a piece of his/her's heart.

by criick3t June 30, 2006

Hopeless Valley

A small town in Rhode Island known as Hope Valley, where the most dysfunctional people live. No one there will ever get an actual good job, let alone go to college. Usually hillbilly wannabes and juggalos reside here.

Welcome to hopeless valley, the worse small town on earth.

by Retribaby February 14, 2012