Heather

When a woman is able to swallow a whole man with her vagina as a result of being fisted multiple times in a high school locker room, possibly for a porno.

(inside heather's cooter)
guy 1: *wakes up and yawns*
guy 1: dude i tried to get it in with Heather last night
guy 2: oh so that's why you're in here?
guy 1: in wher.... oh shit
guy 2: yeah i heard her sister is the same way

by Hornyrabbit69 July 26, 2014

Heather

GORGEOUS but insecure
SWEET but can be a devil
SMART but never uses her intelligence
FRIENDLY but has very little friends
EMOTIONAL but covers it up easily
SHORT but everyone seems to see her
ANNOYING but very likeable

Heather: *knows all the answers but doesn't even bother*

Heather: *has no one at sit with at lunch*
Heather: *has a bad day but still smiles*
People: "I like ur shoes"
Heather: *talks non stop for 30 mins*
Everyone else: *annoyed but can help but love her*

by True heathers September 4, 2020

Heather

Heather is a person who is not a whore, but on Christmas and in the following 12 days, in very rare circumstances, has been known to make men shout...Ho, Ho, Ho. Because she is a dam clever girl.

Ba-Da-Dumm-Da, that was a clever joke, are you a Heather?

by HappyHam December 23, 2017

Heather

A Mythic Bitch

And Heather Chandler, the Almighty.
She is a mythic bitch.

by chilliesauce September 19, 2021

Heather

a freaking type of flower.

these heathers are nice

by ricegumcatlover January 6, 2019

Heather

Used to be an old fashioned name but is now used as a word to describe someone who is liked by everyone because of the 2020 song by Conan Gray.

"I wish I were Heather."
"Wow, I wish I were a Heather."

by Evergreen Trees September 12, 2020

Heather

Heather is a beautiful, kind and everyone can't help but stare and want to be her. Heather is that girl that everyone thinks is so pretty and just wants to be her or be friends with her. This came from Conan Gray's song 'Heather'

omg! look at that pretty girl!
she is such a Heather

by jacob mcNary September 16, 2020