Heading for Venus

When you're leaving somewhere, but still you stand tall, because maybe they've seen you and will welcome you, and you're sure that you'll miss her so especially with there being so many light years to go and things to be found.

"Ohh
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea
With so many light years to go and things to be found
(To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so"

Europe - "The Final Countdown"

by Seamus "CMS" O'Reilly September 30, 2011

Broken Hearing Aid

When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)

This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

heating

to be freaking out or anxious about something. mainly used when referring to being in trouble with the police.

man the cops were after me last night i was heating so bad!

by usuckblahblahblahblahblahblah September 15, 2009

Dolphin Healing Ceremony

Any gathering of environmentalists, yoga-fanatics or other new-age types that is annoyingly trite and/or cheesy.

1.They played Jeff Buckley's 'Hallelujah' in my yoga class this morning. It was a total dolphin healing ceremony. That'll teach me to to ditch Bikram Yoga.

2. I got sucked into going to a total Dolphin Healing Ceremony of a flute concert with my hippie parents.

by MTKarl January 26, 2010

Pennsylvanian Hearing Aid

When a chick turns her head right before a facial (usually to avoid getting cum on her face) and you blow a load in her ear.

Brian: Yo Bobby did you cum on her face?
Bobby: Nah, she turned and I gave her a Pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.

by BrianB March 6, 2012

I need healing

I deserve diamond but I keep getting bad teams.

Non gengu: You are bad
Gengu: I need healing

by Mejhi June 21, 2017

Hearing AIDS

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009