Hayes

The sweetest and most handsome boy to ever walk on Earth, he’s so sweet and kind. Probably one of the most thoughtful guys you will ever meet. Definitely husband material, highschool sweetheart material, father of your kids material, etc etc.

Random Girl: wow, you talk about your boyfriend a lot! He sounds soooo sweet, what’s his name?

Lauren: I know right, he’s awesome. His name is Hayes!

by laurenlax437 June 10, 2025

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Dylan Ellidge Forrest Hayes

A celebrity known for having a bad love life, falling for catfishes and only has 1 friend. Sad life

Remeber that dude who got catfished over and over again?

Lol yes, Dylan Ellidge Forrest Hayes.

by Allah600 June 29, 2022

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Hayes

Hayes is the most attractive man ever. Just seeing him makes you blush and drool. Even the men can’t stop their attraction to Hayes.

Look at Hayes. He gets so many bitches

by Getsbitches24/7 March 31, 2022

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purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by useditalotinthebum@hotmail.com June 16, 2012

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mick hayes

A loser musician that makes real musicians look bad. He refuses to work, rips off widows, mooches off his wife, and starts gofundme projects so he can chase career waitresses, sit on his ass and hoard gear he can't use. He also demands you respect his artistry, literally his ego.

Guido the air guitarist mick hayesed a benefit and bought himself two mini coopers.

by Poserfanboy December 9, 2021

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