purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Alamo Hayes

Alamo Hayes is a cool person and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

Bobert: Alamo Hayes is a person of awesomeness right man?

John: FUCK YEAH!

by HTTR_EganmadNoob™TF2_PS3_FJB June 26, 2022

cole hayes

a very materialistic person who typically only cares about himself. If a Cole Hayes ever tells you something, don't believe it he's probably lying

don't act like a cole hayes

by peptidebonds December 24, 2016

hayes

hayes is a striaght edge weirdo bro takes psychs thinks he's breaking through and then fw underage girls

why is that kid always at the show with minors oh that's jus what hayes does

by vampireglitterkat December 21, 2023

Coach Hayes

A very cool teacher that hurts Zamari's shoulder blade

Stop being such a Coach Hayes

by google bobby man April 19, 2018

dirty hayes

The act of going to the grocery store, emptying a milk carton then refilling it with your white liquid.

Holy shit my cereal is filled with dirty hayes!

by Hicah November 3, 2022

hayes

hayes is a striaght edge weirdo bro takes psychs thinks he's breaking through and then fw underage girls

why is that kid always at the show with minors oh that's jus what hayes does

by vampireglitterkat December 21, 2023