A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
Get the one up the bum, no harm donemug. I partake in self-harm.
by Masking tape roll January 19, 2025
Get the Self-harmmug. 
refers to the negative consequences and subtle biases that are embedded in societal expectations or happens when everyday expectations and stereotypes negatively affect people without being obviously unfair. For example, assuming women are less capable in leadership roles can prevent them from getting promotions or being taken seriously at work.
by ScrasticSilly19 August 21, 2024
Get the Implicit Harmmug. An offshoot of 764 that has failed time and time again, to only be owned by the next com reject that comes along. Always clowned on and joked about because of the gay name.
by iffiness May 12, 2024
Get the Harm Nationmug. A type of prank that usually causes either physical injury, psychological harm, or both. A prankless harm can be done intentionally, but it is also possible for it to be done unintentionally.
Person 1: Yoo, I pranked Jeremy so good yesterday! I told him that I put goat sperm instead of half & half in his coffee and he totally bought it!
Person 2: Dude, that's fucked up, you probably made him paranoid for life. Talk about a prankless harm there.
Person 2: Dude, that's fucked up, you probably made him paranoid for life. Talk about a prankless harm there.
by Phyzics Sanctuary December 28, 2024
Get the prankless harmmug. Jan Harms is now 6’5 and my actual husband, no more shay harms lol
Jan harms still has a dog named Willow that gets all the girls, he dresses like a cowboy now lol
Kit Harms and Jan Harms <3
Jan harms still has a dog named Willow that gets all the girls, he dresses like a cowboy now lol
Kit Harms and Jan Harms <3
by catnipkit_ November 21, 2023
Get the Jan Harmsmug.