Jan-Harm

Broken gym man.
A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.

Boy 1: Bro are you good?

Boy 2: yes, i am just going Jan-Harm zone thats all, breaking my limits.

by USAGymrat November 23, 2021

Jan Harms

Jan Harms

Man: Jan Harms!
Jan Harms: Jan Harms!

by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021

Jan Harms

Jan harms is epic and cool gamer that gets all the girls (and boys) and is very hot and sexy and fuckable and also has a wife named Shay Harms, Shay Harms and Jan Harms got married on May 5th 2021.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)

He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.

Woman 1: is that Jan Harms??
Woman 2: omg its Jan Harms!!
Woman 3: hwes swo hawt >w<

by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021

Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024

Harm

This is harm.

Hym "And I'm going to harm a kid in response to it. You'll get nothing but child murder from me. Not free content. Not to teach someone a lesson. Child murder. That is all. The longer it takes for you to get this shit through your retard mind the longer I have to increase my kill-potential. Aiming straight down. Nose diving straight into a child. I'm not called on to do anything. I don't have a responsibility. What I have is an unlimited amount of time to punish you for the thing I know that you are doing. And if you won't take your punishment someone's else will take it for you."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

Patron Saint of Woman-Harm

And this weekend is double xp weekend for half-Asian women!

Hym "Patron Saint of Woman-Harm! Yeah! Total throwback! Man, it's been ages."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.

Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025