Nothing bad will happen

Something said by an idiot before something bad happens.

Person 1: Why did we go off the forest path, what if we get attacked?
Person 2: Don't be scared. Nothing bad will happen, okay?
Person 1: Is that a bear coming over here?!

by yay🙃 June 7, 2021

Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006

What happened to the stairs?!

A comparison to something also akward happening, taken from the show Edd,Ed,and Eddy

"Dude thats like saying what happened to the stairs?!

by Kevin Perez May 9, 2008

what had happend was

Commonly used in the black community as a way of telling somebody that something, most likely not good, had happend

Dude: Im fin to go to da store.

Girl: Damn nigga what took you so damn long

Dude: You see, what had happend was this crackhead came in da store and rob that arab that work the register.

Girl: Nigga please!

by DJ Lotto September 11, 2009

happa

Someone who is one part asian, and one part western or european.

That happa has got the hair of a goddess and the curves of a woman.

by tkun December 10, 2008

it happens

a phrase said after u do something stupid or something happens to you. usually used by one of your friends made popular by tom marchin

Garrett stepped in a big pile of dog shit and said fuck, so tom said "it happens"

by goochofficer October 16, 2004

screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

by Wes Jones April 23, 2008