Backseat Handshake

Another term for a hand job.

She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.

by aaronjaymus May 27, 2010

Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.

Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.

Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.

Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".

by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017

Avi Handshake

Grabbing a man's penis thru his pants. Usually done upon a first meeting as a tactic to cut right to the chase to get sexual. Can be done by men or women.

Just go up to him and give him the Avi handshake. He'll get the message.

by thouartgod October 6, 2010

interracial handshake

The awkward moment when one person attempts to shake hands when the other person offers a high five or fist bump instead.

I'm sorry for the interracial handshake, let's try that again.

by awesometimefuntown May 3, 2016

vegan handshake

The act of jerking off with a piece of kale between your hand and your woodie to prevent direct interaction with red meat.

The young hipster yelled "who dat" to impress his friends in the other room while giving himself a vegan handshake.

by YardSaleP*ssy January 16, 2015

Lisi Handshake

When a woman does not want to have sex, so instead she gives a half-assed handjob so the guy will back off.

Bob: Hey John, how’re things going?

John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!

by Jack Prot December 4, 2018

Husky Handshake

When someone gropes your balls semi-roughly to replace a stranded handshake.

When I first met them, they gave me a Husky Handshake.

by KitsuMomochi February 23, 2011