handles

Big rolls of fat at the side of the stomach on unfit females.

Hold on to her handles and bang her.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

Vagina Handler

The person who calculates how much the vagina made.

Gotta sii mii vagina handler today, Todd.

by CCFI December 14, 2008

jig handler

An old beat up Cadillac driven by a black man

Man, look at the gold rims on that jig handler

by Turd Ferguson, III December 14, 2008

happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

Pan Handlers

1. Those training in the art of scooting a pan.
2. A member of Pan Scooting International

John X was one of the most revered Pan Handlers in the Pan Scooting A League during the 80s...

by Mark Walker December 28, 2007

handles

simply put, a gun, gat, strap, a firearm foo

I stood alone watching the wall, in the zone, hand on my handles
Listening to gangsta music-Dipset Anthem

by Jizz-osh January 6, 2005

handler

A guardian responsible for escorting a retarded child or adult in public. Highly alert and well trained, these individuals can sense when their "client" is ready to change from sweet and calm to loud and destructive. Sometimes seen armed with a chair and a whip as tools for establishing control, particularly with emotional downies.

Warren broke free of his handler and began screaming and throwing trays around the restaurant.

by Mike P Kelly February 25, 2007