love handles

An extension on the side of surfboards that allows for extra turnage and control...

Did you see the love handles on that surfboard??
Say what??
yea the extension on his surfboard he can get such awesome turns off of them

by girliegirl8373 January 2, 2008

Dyke handles

The term "dyke handles" describes a style of bangs popular in the lesbian community. Similar to a reverse mullet but without the emo connotations, and also known as bitch bangs, dyke handles usually comprise two longer lengths of hair on either side of the face that can be anywhere from cheekbone-length to chin-length, and are typically longer than the rest of the hair.

"Becky shaved her head, but kept her dyke handles, shortly after coming out."

by Ophelia_69 January 9, 2010

Handiness

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.

Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!

by shitdood December 28, 2007

Hundies

a word, used by children, who can't say "hundred"

I want five hundies of those candies

by SirFarley November 28, 2010

Handsies

an extremly saccharine version of asking someone to hold hands together

"Hey Jason, give me handsies"

by loquacious81 March 5, 2007

love handles

Hold onto the fat women with these useful rolls of fat.

Her love handles here so big I couldn't get my hand around them.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

man handles

A man's love handles

Check out Jimmy's man handles!

by violineadg123 December 17, 2008