Handyman

When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy.

Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.

by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016

Handyman

When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.

"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"

"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."

"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."

by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008

james hannam

sarahs lover. insists on big hair, drives a punto (spaceship), loves designer clothes WET LETTUCE

sarah and hannam to marry on valentines day 2006 when hannam takes his socks off

by anonomous April 11, 2005

Handyman

Guy that gives multiple hand jobs to men. See FB profile: Greg Frieh

Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time....
Me: yeah typical handyman

by TemenL December 19, 2017

Handyman

when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax

That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!

by imthedentist February 2, 2015

handyman

Vicious, bad-assed individual

Hey, look out for that handyman, he'll kick your ass.

by Dangerous Dan February 18, 2004

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 23, 2004