Slut Handle

A Girls Pony Tail or Pig Tails used as a handle while fucking her like a dirty slut. Or, used as a lever while getting head from same.

That girl was hot last night, I went deep in her ass and she tried to run, but I had her by the slut handle so tight I almost broke her neck.

by DonJuanDeLaNooch April 10, 2011

handle that

To throughly take care of.

"That girl lookin fine, you better go handle that."

by Kyle November 25, 2004

bitch handles

when emo/scene girls have long hair over their ears, their called bitch handles (as in many of their pictures you'll see girls holding a chunk of hair. aka bitch handles)

"did you see that emo girl on myspace? she had serious bitch handles"

by SceneKid665 October 29, 2007

Like Handles

n. When the lower side of ones body is not quite fat enough to be referred as a love handle but not fit enough to not be called a love handle.

Tyler: "I need to watch what i eat I have like handles."

Robert: "It could be worse you could be me and have love handles!"

by Lakisha Jenkins August 21, 2008

Retard handler

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013

Oh Shit Handles

Often called "oshes"
They are the handles found above car doors that are usually grasped when a passenger feels that the driver is driving irratically.

When he did 75 around that curve, she had a white knuckle grasp on the oh shit handle.

by Mel March 31, 2004

Edward Handle Hands

A variation of the game "Edward 40 Hands" where participants use handles of vodka in place 40s the object of the game is to drink your 2 handles without succumbing to alcohol poisoning. in layman's terms the winner is the one who isn't dead at the end of the night.

Dude 1: Hey bro, Jimmy, Bob, and Tim played edward handle hands last night.

Dude 2: oh really? Who won?

Dude 1: Tim...Jimmy and Bob's funeral is going to be next week. which color polo should I wear to it?

by Sparx103 May 12, 2009