Halesexual

When you are not interested in anyone else but a girl called Haley.

She is not bisexual nor straight, she is halesexual.

by Relatabledefinitions0101 March 26, 2018

Harvester

An individual who, while being a member of an International supporters club, purchases tickets to International football games with no intention of going but still accumulates points in order to have first takings at a major tournament and denies fellow supporters the opportunity.

Big Dunky fae the North is a harvester, 20 pointer and has nae been to a game in years !! While I am stuck on 4 points !!

by The Boaby October 18, 2018

halvening

What a creepto cultist calls the event when creepto mining rewards are halved. Every cult needs its cult terminology, and this is one of those terms. See also HODL for "hold", and calling any dump phase (of a pump and dump scam) a "Flash Crash".

Anyone who's not a creepto cultist would call the event a halving of the mining reward. Only douchnozzle cultists call it a halvening.

by therealmookmerkin October 2, 2019

June Harvest

Noun
(1) The long-term, serious, romantic, sexual relationship one has with another person, most commonly after receiving an undergraduate degree, that either shrivels until termination or explodes in a painful, destructive end. But don't worry, you'll be stronger once you recover.

Yeah, I lost most of my great cds when I moved out of the place I had with my June Harvest.

by Andrew from Philadelphia August 10, 2007

International Harvester

One who slays (has sex with) multiple people internationally.

Kayla is an international harvester.

by Jacofnotrades June 23, 2016

High Tide Clam Harvest

While you are going down on a girl that is lying on her back, you grab her legs and throw them over your shoulders and thrust upwards. This leaves the girl's head and shoulder still on the bed, while her butt is in the air and legs completely over your shoulders. The licking continues in this position.

Person 1: Hey man what did you do last night?
Person 2: I High Tide Clam Harvested the shit out of her
Person 1: Oh man that's pretty legendary, that move is known to be the hardest in the league

by clammerman December 8, 2011

Harvest

the act of spontaneously reaching down the back of your pants with the objective of obtaining lint from between the cheeks of your butt, specifically the upper crack

ex. Joe- "How was the harvest today" James- "Pretty good, i got a good amount of lint and oddly an orange peel"

by jfm1324 July 12, 2010