haidere

A person on the Internet, especially social media sites, that use bad grammar and sentence structure on purpose for the sake of comedy.

Person 1: ayye u wanna fite me m8
Person 2: No thank you, I think I would rather have you spend more time reading dictionaries than fighting, okay Ms Haidere?
Person 1: wow ok r00d

by just a random fangirl mkay August 30, 2014

Heiner

Can be used as an adjective for intoxitation, replacing drunk, stoned, high, blazed, fucked up or as a noun replacing any substance that cause hallucinations or intoxication such as weed, shrooms, weed, beer, or vodka.

Also can be used as a noun to replace bong, piece, stoner, drunkard, druggie, alcoholic, pimp, drug dealer, or moneymaker.

"Matt is such a heiner."
"Man matt, while you always gotta be heinered?"
"Man this is some good heiner."
"I'm just a heiner, what can I say the girlies love me."
"Man Shnitz, you are such a heiner."
"Yo eric, stop bein such a heiner and pass the heiner."
"That heiner is off the heezy, I wish we had some more heiner so we could hit the heiner again, but then again, we aren't heiners so we can't buy that much heiner, damn i wish i was heiner, then all are heiner problems would be solved."
"Like a heiner, like a heiner, what can I say."

by Sir Crunkness January 19, 2005

Haider

Haider, Normally a man that is up to no good, causes drama and cannot be trusted. This man can destroy relationships, He is filled with Haitred, jealousy and anger. He can be selfish at most and also have the worst personality.

Jamie: Omg, that guy is such a haider
Oliver: He is being such a haider right now

by ItzDraonie May 21, 2019

Hanery

A place where wordHanus/word is manufactured. Also someone who is very wordHanus/word.

Damn, that guy is such a Hanery.

Hey, did you visit the Hanery? It's pretty rank!

by Zack September 2, 2003

hailer

A home that is a combination of a house and a trailer. It is similiar to a trouse but more trailer than house.

Check out that sweet hailer, those crankheads must be trying to disguise their tornado bait.

by xxdavidxx December 22, 2007

Hanerism

Removing the sense of reality from events and memories and replacing them with fantastical scenarios. Usually followed by the sufferer desperately trying to convince the nearest person of this warped version of reality. First recorded sufferer cannot be named but was known to some as a Japanese flower girl.

"no chris! They played with lollypops and gumdrops in the first world war... Stop trying to twist things!"

"no hans...that's another hanerism -.-"

by Cristobell May 1, 2009

Havner

The act of being discharged from the military for being broken, and ten coming back to the same unit doing nearly the same job, for more money, as a civillian a week later.

Troop #1:Hey didn't they kick that guy out last week for being fat?

Troop #2: Yeah he pulled a Havner and totally screwed the military good with that one.

by rotorzen October 27, 2009