by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007
Get the surrogate husband mug.A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.
"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
by Shumado April 14, 2013
Get the pet husband mug.When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.
by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017
Get the Husband shit mug.A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.
Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011
Get the Chocolate Husband mug.A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.
I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.
by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016
Get the Bored Husband mug.A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
by JK Knowling March 12, 2022
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