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Harris Boys

A school situated around Peckham Rye where the Headteacher has had enough, the Vice Principal gives you negatives for not walking on the left side of the staircase, and 70% of the school are roadmen. The others are posh pricks who read books everywhere they go and have 5 badges on their blazers. The school is so poor they have to use plastic cutlery. Most of the good teachers have left the school because of how shit it is and now we’re stuck with the ones that are only in it for the money. Not naming names but *cough cough* Miss De Cos. The PE teachers stink and *cough cough* Mr Belcher is bulking. They complain at us for trying to wear warm clothes in the winter when they stand at the side in 5 puffer jackets and 3 pairs of Adidas trackies. The isolation room fucking stinks of sweat and piss. Mr Delsol hates children and fucking wants them to starve and die. The unseasoned cabbage Miss Stewart’s voice sounds like she got ran over by a bunch of fucking frogs and she swallowed them all. I hope your child gets aborted u bitch. How dare u give me minus four for sneezing? Suck your marjarae. Kmt. Fucking shit school. Hope it gets bombed by Al Habeeb. Fucking why can’t a tornado hit our fucking school? I’m fucking done. Absolute bollucks.
Person: What school u go?

Me: Harris Boys Academy East Dulwich, where teachers finger each other in the toilets and students want to kill themselves.

Harris Brown 

The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once you’re sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream “Blamo” once you’ve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.
Dude I was fucking this absolute 3 and I harris brown’d all over her!” “Holy piss man! That’s a level 7 sex move!” “Not even bro, I got it all in her cunt and made a swamp!!”
Harris Brown by red_monkey_butt January 22, 2023

Ryan Harris Here 

it's a competitive sport way people go against each other for who can say RYSN HARRIS HERE the fastest. Ryan SKyalr Harris is a young potential basketball and football player who lives in the hood. He is really jacked. You might hear people call him Jeff or Amy pitch as a nickname for him. He also has 2 grannys, Judith and Rhonda, Rhonda has purple hair. Ryan is also crosseyed, he is also just a fun guy.
Ryan Harris Here by FreeKayFlocka September 22, 2022

George Harris

Ginger fade who cannot stop thinking about marvel super alliance, feel-happy meds and vampire diaries
george harris has a ginger fade
George Harris by sexybeast4000 and 1 December 28, 2022

Twinky man Harris 

He is the king of twinkies and the lord of twinkers don’t get on his bad side because he has minions on his side he is also known as a wizard because of how much of an advanced twinker he is
Man that ole twinky man Harris

townsend harris 

a high school in Flushing, Queens where the best students in the city go. Mostly Asians, but there are some others. Once the students get there, they are bombarded by homework and classwork and collaterals that take forever to complete. Even in 9th grade they are given college textbooks to read and expected to do insane amounts of work. Mostly girls. Better than stuyvesant or bronx science.

Side effects of going to thhs: insomnia, spinal problems, burned out brain, and insanity from stress.
*phone rings*

Friend: Hey Amanda, hows it going

Harrisite: Can't, gotta, study, TEST!!!!

*hangs up phone*

(The average social life of a townsend harris student)
townsend harris by Actual Harrisite December 26, 2011