"dude you have been playing guitar hero for a while, you might get guitar hero wrist!"
"what the hell, my wrist is all mangled and deformed!!!!"
"told you so..."
"what the hell, my wrist is all mangled and deformed!!!!"
"told you so..."
by oscar + jake January 3, 2007
Get the guitar hero wrist mug.It doesn't matter how many you have, how many you want, or how many you need. You will always lose them.
by cookieraider21 March 12, 2015
Get the Guitar Pick mug.An acoustic guitar. can also be used to refer to any acoustic instrument such as a lute or a mandolin. Skwisgaar & Toki from the show Metalocalypse use this word several times.
Bartender: You must play a song to put the troll back to sleep.
Skwisgaar: Hey, douche bag, how the hell we gonna play with no electricals? Think about it.
Bartender: Come with me.
Murderface: What are those wood things, chairs?
Bartender: They are acoustic instruments.
Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Skwisgaar: Grandpa's guitars. That's for pussies... and grandpa's. I think you know it.
me: i have a grandpa guitar.
my buddy: your a fucking pussy!
Skwisgaar: Hey, douche bag, how the hell we gonna play with no electricals? Think about it.
Bartender: Come with me.
Murderface: What are those wood things, chairs?
Bartender: They are acoustic instruments.
Toki: What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars?
Skwisgaar: Grandpa's guitars. That's for pussies... and grandpa's. I think you know it.
me: i have a grandpa guitar.
my buddy: your a fucking pussy!
by gumballthechewy December 16, 2007
Get the grandpa guitar mug.Guitar Douchbag is the guy who goes to a party and pulls ALL the tail due to his guitar playing “skills.” So say some guy is there and being all charming and telling jokes and is the life of the party, then guitar douchebag comes in and sits down in the corner with his guitar and starts strumming a few notes, then goes into full on song with lyrics. You don’t even really need to know how to play well. You really only need to mix in like 3 chords, you can even make up the song on the spot. The panties will drop faster than the eye can see.
I was the life of the party, everyone was loving my jokes, then guitar douchebag came in and stole all the chicks right from under us.
by KFC Frank May 15, 2008
Get the Guitar Douchebag mug.Instrumental solo (either composed or improvised) played on a guitar. Normally played over a middle eight or the chorus of a song.
Enjoying early popularity in 1920's blues and jazz music, the guitar solo was thrown into music legend in the 60's buy guitarist such as Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton.
Enjoying early popularity in 1920's blues and jazz music, the guitar solo was thrown into music legend in the 60's buy guitarist such as Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton.
by jefah January 13, 2005
Get the guitar solo mug.A person who thinks he or she is cool because they buy guitars and/or acessories but in reality have ABSOLUTELY NO idea how to play a guitar
Kevin: Hey dude. Sweet guitar!
Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.
Kevin: What songs can you play?
Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....
Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!
Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.
Kevin: What songs can you play?
Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....
Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!
by Kevrone June 21, 2009
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Giuntas are always really tan, even if its winter.
Her favorite number is OC for 17.
Giuntas are always really tan, even if its winter.
Her favorite number is OC for 17.
Dayummmmmm Giunta.
by Giunta Giunta April 22, 2011
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