Gustave

The biggest dumbass in the wild west who forgets to breath occasionally and always wanks himself infront of his friends

Person 1: Gustave is such a fucking dumbass
Person 2: Dude he's right next to u
Gustave: Sub to logan paul guys
Person 1: told u

by NotDeeja October 6, 2020

Gustan

A guy that is very thick no one can be as thick as gustan

You wish you were as thick as Gustan

by Thegamingturtle156 July 24, 2016

guntard

An irresponsible gun owner, as in some who makes it possible for an unsupervised child to access a gun.

The boy accidentally shot and killed his sister because their guntard father refused to lock his guns in a safe. The boy thought the gun was a plaything, because that's what his father believed.

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

Crunchy Gustavo

Originated in 1774, a crunchy Gustavo is the act of jizzing on your partners face while they sleep, and letting it harden over like a face mask.

Babe I fuckin hate you! I can't get this crunchy Gustavo off my face!

by Mike the goat April 4, 2017

gustavo

1: a male, who is not necessarily Mexican, but may have South American or Polish roots 2: generally having the tendency to enjoy extreme sports, primarily jumping and flipping off of high altitudes, such as swing sets

Person 1: Did you see that flip he just did? I heard that guy is from Argentina!
Person 2: He must be a gustavo.

by gotmilk927 August 27, 2008

amish gansta

An amish who has many hats and plows. Also an amish gansta carries his wife in his beard.

What a selection of black hats. Must be an amish gansta.

Someones nitting in that amishs beard. He must be gansta

by Craig Bannerman February 9, 2007

the gustavo approach

where a man/woman approaches a mate with the sexual intent of a baboon. usually making monkey noises whilst nutting in their pants

i tried the gustavo approach on jessica last night , it worked out well.

by gustavo996 January 23, 2022