is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

grocery getters

housewives who force their husbands to buy huge expensive gas guzzling SUV's but have no purpose for them other than to get groceries.

kelsey: you better buy me an escalade.

matt: ok

bernard: why do you need an escalade? you have no kids. all you would be doing is getting the groceries.

matt: dude, wtf? the costs outweigh the benefits.

bernard: your wife is so dumb just like all the other grocery getters.

by yeh mutha January 9, 2009

grok

To drink in, to make a part of one's self

To grok life, love, and God, this is a noble goal
--Fred Cain

by Barsabus Justus March 20, 2003

eat the booty like groceries

1. sucking or eating the booty clean

"what are you doing to my booty"
"im gonna eat the booty like groceries"

by thechelseataylor February 1, 2015

grogen

Excrement. a poo

I just did a huge Grogen in the toilet

by Pedro September 15, 2003

Gokey

One who is small and Irish, whose primary activities include making cookies in the microwave.

Man, Quite being such a gokey, cookies go in the stove!

by xpestilencex March 13, 2009

grok in the fullness

To understand completely. To embody an I deal. From Robert Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange Land".

Take the Fonz. He doesn't just get women, he groks them in the fullness.

by Roger D. Reynolds September 26, 2004