pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm

My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.

by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018

grease the monkey

Terminology for male masturbation

I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.

by KBK January 22, 2005

Neckbone Grease

The grease on your neckbone.

Deshauwn: "Yo, you see that one chick in front of us."
Phil: "Yeah dawg, she got hella neckbone grease."

by Krackeno July 9, 2018

greasy

Something society word find immoral or something not clean.

That dirty greasy samsquanch bastard just ate my greasy turd. OMG thats GREASY!!!

by sexy Julian March 21, 2016

Greasy Breakfast Link

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.

Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

grabastic

adj.

A person, group, or object made up of several different elements that normally would not be put together.

"His ship had a very grabastic construction, due to the many spare parts he used to build it."

"You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit."

by McTeague January 2, 2009

crease grease

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.

Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.

by biffula September 2, 2006