is this gonna be on the test?

Queston asked by students who really don't care about true learning.

Teacher: And that is why the Texas flag has only one star on it.

Student: Is this gonna be on the test?

Teacher: .... Yes... you know what? Every word I utter from now on will be on your test. And, no, I will not slow down my lectures nor will I lessen the amount of information I will continuously vomit until the very second the bell rings.

by jbushido August 1, 2010

goonbag

an aussie slang term for the those cheap 4 liter wine containers. Due to the excessive drinking in the aboriginal territories and the silver plastic bag inside the carton
the term goonbag evolved.

"... come on everyone throw in a dollar, let´s get a goonbag."

by Backpackah May 6, 2008

Gonna Get Got!

- To get the life beat out of.

R- Truth: Remember, crap is crap...and tonight, crap is gonna get got!

by Awesome Truth August 30, 2012

i'm not gonna lie

A statement normally used to express the fact that you aren't going to lie about the next statement.

I'm not gonna lie, she's one ugly bitch.

by Reign January 9, 2005

goonhand

A firm grasp around the upper arm of a woman, often used in place of a slap in a public place. It is used to prevent a woman from "making a scene" in public. It involves four firm fingers around the arm on the medial aspect and one sure-gripped thumb on the lateral aspect. Shake vigorously if necessary.

"Bitch calm down or I'll break out the goonhand."

by D. Snuts January 31, 2007

Whata gonna do?

An answer in response to a bogus or non-answerable question, or simply a statement made in an inquisitive manner.

Bob: These fucking politicians all talk out of both sides of their mouths and really don't give a fuck about anything but getting re-elected.

Joe: Whata gonna do?

by DoctorVegas December 11, 2009

I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jones, Ruben Studdard, or Clay Aikien)

The song has no other words but "I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die" accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of himself and the audience. Sometimes it is followed up by humming in that rhythm.

Usually when you are just about to get into it, he cuts the audience off and reprimands them for clapping along with it. In the end it's insanely hilarious in the classic O'Brien fashion.

Here's the whitest man on teleivion with
I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die.

I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
said I'm gonna go to hell when i die. x17390

by Dewey Meister May 31, 2006