ma'googled

When Google maps takes one on a wild goose chase of inefficient routing and streets instead of highways - or changes the route initially expected- often due to incorrect calculations about traffic time

Awww man why did we end up on this street instead of the highway- and we're now stuck in construction traffic! We've been ma'googled!

by JMG_Cincy_GoIrish May 19, 2016

Golledge

A Golledge is a person put on this earth for us normal people, due to their handicap being incredibly retarded. A term of endearment for the mentally handicapped or stupid. It is commonly believed that Golledge's are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm. Though plausible, this is the cause of furries, not Golledge's. However, a proven, common cause of Golledgation is your mother getting stuck in the stink, forgetting to wipe off the tard-infested shit off your father's dick, then getting stuck in the pink thus conceiving your retarded ass. Check science. There are some new developments that indicate that some forms of autism may be linked to early television viewing. A common tell-tale sign of being a Golledge is trying to use the plugs from Hot Topic to pleasure yourself, suffering from dandruff, being gay, or being a weeaboo. Alternative theories suggest that Golledgation is also caused by punching pregnant women in the stomach, or when a man uses a condom, as some Durex factories carry headlice and stringrays and AIDS.

Golledge Aids pregnant

by Craag Macgregor April 29, 2009

googledown

An informational throwdown. To agree to solve a dispute using a Google search and the information discovered from it.

We couldn't agree if it takes two or four miracles to become a Saint, so we had a googledown.

by ChicagoGamerGuy February 26, 2008

Goole

The viscous, gloopy kind of semen that holds itself together like snot.

He came in Emily's mouth but she nearly choked on his goole.

by GrowlerTrottendorf October 19, 2015

googed

To get drunk and or stoned.
Marked by acting out of control or just extremely out of it.

"She was at the concert last night - totally googed !"

by MJM's sista May 11, 2007

goosed

Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'

I gave her a good plating then i goosed her

by sharking October 10, 2009

Gooned out

energized from listening to rap music for a long period of time; state where one feels like they could be a rapper regardless of race or ethnicity

"Yo every song on that meek mill mixtape goes hard"
"I know I'm totally gooned out after listening to the whole thing"

by DA BO$$ October 25, 2009