military golf

Means you're going: Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right ...

Another excellent golfing put down.
"Into the trees again boyo, I didn't realise we were playing military golf"
by Jamie Douglas September 08, 2006
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brown golf

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.
(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"
by Will & Chris May 16, 2006
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Redneck Golf

A sport among rednecks popularized by the critically acclaimed YouTube channel, “good mythical morning” involving one person kicking a skateboard with a ball of spam on it with the intention of the spam landing in someone’s mouth.
Me and the boys are going to Alabama this weekend,I’ve heard there’s gonna be a redneck golf tournament
by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022
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Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.
Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf
by dogboy15 July 23, 2010
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Flappy Golf

Flappy golf is a fun game where you have to flap into the hole. This game hypnotises children on busses to play it with all their little friends.
Boy"Let's all play flappy golf!"
Friends" Ok but let's not have dreams about winning again"
by Jsjjdbcjxn November 10, 2017
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Golf Pencil

A very small penis. So small that it cannot even be felt in the vagina.
1. Her pussy's so wide its like a golf pencil in a mine shaft
2. It was so small it was like a golf pencil, I couldn't even feel it!
by Andy Lamberson October 12, 2005
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Ghetto Golf

Golfing where participants of the traditional foursome are replaced by drunken, foul mouthed, individuals. Traditional golf etiquette is replaced by constant heckling, the only exception being during a persons back swing.
While approaching the first tee of our last round of Ghetto Golf, Derek began bragging " I'm going to draw this ball right onto to the green". Dustin replied " No Fucking way bud, your going trees right!"

Lols abounded

Sure enough trees right, and the tone for the round was set
by DirtyDznuts November 21, 2011
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