Ghost seat

When a toilet seat is still warm from it's last user.

That toilet seat was so warm. It was a serious case of Ghost seat.

by chuckles1234 October 27, 2016

Ghost shit

The feeling you get when you urgently need to take a major shit. Get to the toilet, sit down but nothing comes out. Maybe a small fart or the smallest turd crumb. Leaves you scratching your head after. Makes you think your last consumed food or beverage was a poor choice.

I got stuck in traffic and felt like I needed a shit. I rushed back to my house and run to the toilet. I sat there for a half hour but no shit came out. Fucking ghost shit!

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

ghost poo

A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of shit. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.

The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.

So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.

"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did. It must have been a ghost poo."

"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"

by malc_c December 29, 2005

Ghost cum

You have been spanking the monkey so much that when you do eventually shoot nothing comes out at all.

Shit it must be broken or backfiring as nothing came out! thats a ghost cum

by Bedworthman December 23, 2008

Mexican Ghost Buster

A Mexican with a leaf blower

Dude, I'm tired of raking leaves, go to home depot and get a Mexican Ghost Buster to do it for us

by boozah650 April 26, 2010

Screamed at a Ghost

When a man cleans his dick with a tissue after masturbating and some of the tissue is left behind. Later in the day he meets up with a girl or guy and demands a blowjob. The partner screams in horror to find that he has a ghost for a dick

Kelly talked to her friend about her boyfriend "Last night I screamed at a ghost.. yeah I feel ugly if he has to do that..."

by Flatlined Again November 2, 2008

Going ghost

Staying under the radar for a while.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen John lately?

Person 2: No man, he went ghost, I haven't seen him in weeks.

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Person 3: Dude, I came home shitfaced last night.

Person 4: Damn, what did your parents do?

Person 3: They're pissed. I guess I'm going ghost for a while.

by wellykid December 15, 2011