geoff hurst

Northern English rhyming slang for urinating, or a burst.

Hurry up in there, I'm dying for a Geoff Hurst.

by Skylar K. Write July 11, 2006

Geoffrey

A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with

"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"

by Billy Bob Junior Senior September 2, 2018

Geoff

Synonymous with the word douche.
Looks and acts like Scott Disick.
Has amazing hair yet claims he doesn't do a thing to it.
Too skinny and wears incredibly short shorts.
Attracts pre-pubescent girls at Wal*Mart and procedes to hit on them.
Pretty much a waste of space.

Great, that just looks like a Geoff...
See douche

by drummergirl marie April 24, 2011

Geofficient

A term to describe a process that is in no way efficient, lacks any sense of logic and is always less efficient and more convoluted than the original (or standard) solution. This is usually thought through design of a "Geoff".

Guy_A: I made that change to the button, now when a user clicks on it there's 15 Yes/No popups before the file is saved.
Guy_B: Didn't it just used to save? That seems rather convoluted.
Guy_A: eh, it is but that's more Geofficient.

by aRandomGadjee February 16, 2021

geoff

verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'

damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,

by geoff May 13, 2005

Geoff

Any mother fucker who spells Jeff like this is an asshole.

Geoff can go fuck himself

by Pussy penis November 4, 2018

geoff

(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.

Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.

by heyslagsyougoingouttonight? April 12, 2011